A Guide to Parenting Small Children, As Told Through Pictures

Second Rate Mom

It’s difficult to put into words exactly what it’s like to parent small children. So I have compiled a photographic guide to better illustrate some of the things you may expect while attempting to shape your little ones into upstanding citizens.

They will have ZERO regard for your personal space. They will have ZERO regard for your personal space. Peeing alone is pipe-dream. Say “adios” to showers that don’t involve a tiny person staring at you through the shower glass, often crying (Them, not you. Well, maybe you…)

They will not want to wear the clothes you pick out for them. In fact, the very thought of wearing jeans may garner a reaction you previously thought was only reserved for someone being forced to wear a garment made of needles. They will not want to wear the clothes you pick out for them. In fact, the very thought of wearing jeans may garner a reaction you previously thought was only reserved for someone being forced to wear a garment made of venomous snakes.

Speaking of clothes, they reserve the right to remove any and all clothing at any time. Sometimes that means in the backyard, sometimes in the middle of a church service... Speaking of clothes, they reserve the right to remove any and all clothing at any time. Sometimes that means in the backyard, sometimes in the middle of a…

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