Take a whiff. You smell that? Fresh blueberry muffins. They’re cooling before they get a salted vanilla glaze. I’ve got ribs drying on the rack before I rub them down to marinate all morning. And the coffee’s brewing. I actually measured it carefully today instead of just dumping half a can of grounds in and hoping the pot won’t disintegrate.
“Whoa now, Bethie. You…you…MEASURED the coffee? Like real people do?”
Yep! Sure did!
“What’s the occasion?”
Why, I’m glad you asked. Today just so happens to be… Family Holiday!
…hey. Stop flipping through your calendar in a panic and come back here. You didn’t have a brain fart and forget to buy someone a gift. You won’t find Family Holiday in any calendar, because it’s completely made up by us.
We’re a blended family. His, mine, ours. You know, 80’s sitcom fodder. When we were a newly formed…
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